(alternate blog title: growth in the wrong direction)
I usually wear size 34 x 32 jeans. Saturday I went shopping for new jeans. The size that I eventually settled on: 36 x 30.
This effectively means I'm getting fatter & shrinking. Perfect.
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Hey G (or "two-ply" as the vibrant young Williams sister would say),
Maybe your rectus abdominis and obliques have hypertrophied and, because of their extreme mass, have decreased your angles of femoral neck inclination! You might consider cutting down your work-outs . . . unless you think green bean casserole is behind it all. I love your blog, bro. Peace.
hahahah...i feel so much better knowing a man felt a portion of the angst women feel in jean shopping. sweatpants all the way!
no graham i think that means you're just wearing your pants further down on your hips, which is scary enough in itself. you lawrence gangster you!
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