30.10.07

thoughtful comparisons of Kansas & the Bahamas...

1. Kansas has a Fall season. The Bahamas have a tropical storm season.

2. In Kansas, the baggage claim attendant is quick to locate your lost bag. In the Bahamas, the check-in attendant mislabels your bag so that it is registered to "Maureen Yvonne Gibson" and stays in Atlanta.

3. In Kansas, my ideal day is in a coffee shop reading a book, conversing with friends, and enjoying some variation of an espresso drink. In the Bahamas, my ideal day is on the beach reading a book, conversing with friends, and enjoying some variation of an alcoholic drink.


Well, I'm back. It's good to be in Kansas, but I must admit, the Bahamas were wonderful! Thankfully, I made it back just in time to not dress up for my favorite holiday.

2 comments:

rachel rianne said...

wait i don't get it.
it is your favorite holiday
and you wish you could dress up for it?
or it isn't your favorite holiday
and you're glad you don't have to dress up for it?

obviously i don't have a knack for understanding underlying meanings in typeface.

welcome back to red/yellow/orange ks.

Two Guys Good Health said...

yeah, i suppose i'm just not one for dressing up. never been that theatrical... though i always loved the candy. i imagine Halloween falls right before Groundhog's Day somewhere in my top 13 favorite holidays!

with me just assume sarcasm and generally youll be right!