ambiguous ironic hilarity

I have a high appreciate for ambiguous language, especially when it's ambiguity tends to be ironic. For me, ambiguous irony is hilarious, or, for the scientific among us: Ambiguity + Irony = Hilarity.

So, you can imagine my joy at finding this gem on a walk this afternoon...


Please clarify Knights of Columbus...

are you selling a large amount of children Thursday through Saturday?

or

merely large children?

or

items for the large children among us (x-large youth t-shirts)?


(also, for the record, i don't like the changes to the look of my blog. i made the mistake of messing with it a couple months back when i needed a "change." subconsciously, i think i believed if i changed the face of my blog, i would get back into the habit of blogging. i found, in fact, that by making my blog lame, my desire to blog has only decreased.

perfect.

so, if you want to design my blog for me, i'll probably let you. and if you design it well, i'll probably blog more. or at least brag about how sexy my blog is.)